My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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At my primary school......there was this rich girl, she showed total disdain for everyone and everything.
Once day, the teacher had clearly just had enough, and she flipped. She shouted something like 'I have had it up to here with you, I am trying to teach you and you just sit staring out of the window like in your in some kind of penthouse'
The kid I was sitting next too piped up 'I'm telling on you miss, she's too young to be in magazines like that'
...and his parents were called into the school to discuss how their five year old son knew what Penthouse was before he knew what a pentouse was.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:21,
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I knew what Penthouse was before I knew what a penthouse wasAdmittedly, both were at a rather late age.
The first time I encountered the word condominium caused me some confusion, too.
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Thinker, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:30,
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