My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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When I first heard of periods...I thought they changed colour.
I blame this on an advert featuring (I think) Mel Smith & Griff Rhys Jones as caretakers in a museum. Looking at some buckets and mops etc as if they were a sculpture.
They said they were made during Addis' 'Red Period'
Which confused my tiny little mind so much that I assumed women would have different coloured ones at different times.
'Miss, I can't do Netball today, I have my green period'
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:26,
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YeeahI'd be well happy if this was actually true.
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Eh...It'd make them a lot more fun.
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