My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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oral sex
My parents, bless them, bought me a book when I reached a certain age - it contained all the important facts a young lad needs to know about "growing up".
It helpfully explained about puberty and adolescence, and even included some useful definitions of a variety of phrases of which I had previously never heard. The language was a bit dry though.
"Oral sex" was described as being something along the lines of "stimulation of the genitals by the mouth".
I honestly assumed that it was referring to the experience of receiving a kiss (on the mouth) that was so pleasant that it gave you an erection.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:05, 1 reply)
My parents, bless them, bought me a book when I reached a certain age - it contained all the important facts a young lad needs to know about "growing up".
It helpfully explained about puberty and adolescence, and even included some useful definitions of a variety of phrases of which I had previously never heard. The language was a bit dry though.
"Oral sex" was described as being something along the lines of "stimulation of the genitals by the mouth".
I honestly assumed that it was referring to the experience of receiving a kiss (on the mouth) that was so pleasant that it gave you an erection.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:05, 1 reply)
I got a similar book
called 'Growing Up' and I was top of the sex education class at my school :)
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:43, closed)
called 'Growing Up' and I was top of the sex education class at my school :)
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:43, closed)
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