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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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zero points for conception/misconception jokes

(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I was lead to believe
that women are attracted to blokes that are funny.

Turns out funny looking doesn't count.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:06, 3 replies)
Yes, it's bollocks.
No woman has ever been laughed into bed
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:07, closed)
No.
Now if they'd stop laughing me out of bed I'd be happy.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:08, closed)
to quote Eddie Murphy's Raw...
I like women with a sense of humour, I like funny girls, funny women.

But you gotta be good-looking too.
I don't wanna fuck no funny, ugly bitch
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:13, closed)

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