My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Blow jobs!I mean jesus, why didn't they ever call them suck jobs like they should be!
Hence an embarrassed young powervator wondering why getting his first gf to blow down his ding-dong didn't do a blind bit of difference to his state of horn.
Stupid non-ronseal names... and as for chilli dogs! Fuck's sake!
EDIT: Shit shoulda read below!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:13, Reply)
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