My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Ah yesI remember the first time I sat on someone's face.
He probably does too, unless he's managed to erase the trauma from his memory...
EDIT for clarity: I took the phrase a little too literally. Upon giving your full weight to a man's face, it turns out that he can't breathe (as heroically as he might try). His desperate attempts to alert me to his imminent suffocation were taken as urgent noises of encouragement...
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warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:50,
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Having looked at your profileI find it very hard to believe any man would be traumatised by you! You're gorgeous! And not at all on the 'sturdy' side.
Unless of course you farted...that could be traumatic.
We need to know.
;)
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:58,
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Gosh!*blushes*
*checks profile*
You're a good lookin chicken yourself, how bout it? *suggestives*
No, I didn't fart.
Just took the phrase a little too literally. And no matter how non sturdy you are, when your full weight is upon a man's face, try as he might he can't breathe, nor he can alert you to to his impending suffocation without you thinking he's just really, really enjoying it.
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warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:23,
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Hahahahaha!Yes, sitting on someone's face is not really to be advised!
And what a lovely offer! It does appear that there is a great deal of lady b3tan action going on....We're all just so damn good looking!
:D
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 22:39,
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Oh no,I just looked at your profile and am left trying to deal with the image of an attractive chicken.
(oh yes, on the sitting thing, farts ARE traumatic)
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 19:26,
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It was the golden egg that did itwasn't it?
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 22:39,
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Rule 33Actually... there are guys (and obviously websites for said guys) who get off on full-weight facesitting. Though not for long periods!
Look on the bright side... there's always the urban legend of the girl who went to fart while facesitting as a joke... and followed through :S
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'I remember the first time I sat on someone's face'lol - it would have been worth a click just for that phrase, but *clicky* for how well you described it!
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