My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Gosh!*blushes*
*checks profile*
You're a good lookin chicken yourself, how bout it? *suggestives*
No, I didn't fart.
Just took the phrase a little too literally. And no matter how non sturdy you are, when your full weight is upon a man's face, try as he might he can't breathe, nor he can alert you to to his impending suffocation without you thinking he's just really, really enjoying it.
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warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:23,
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Hahahahaha!Yes, sitting on someone's face is not really to be advised!
And what a lovely offer! It does appear that there is a great deal of lady b3tan action going on....We're all just so damn good looking!
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 22:39,
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