My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Stage frightI assumed that one's man-meat was unafraid, brave, arrogant, presumptuous, forceful, a bit of a bastard in other words and one reason why blokes were considered 'bastards' by women.
Not counting brewers' droop (so therefore chemically induced), I have only had one pseudo-impotence episode and that was when I should have been raring for it like hell, i.e. when my virginity was about to get broken.
Meat rises to the occasion. On with the durex.
"Swooooooooon......."
Shit. OK, try again. Massage some life back into the member (hard handed slaps would have been appropriate the way I felt about the disloyal little pecker) and the show is back on... on with a fresh jonny.
"Wiiiiiiiiilt......."
FAK! Opening-night nerves!
On the other hand that was how I first discovered my love of cunning linguists, i.e. trying to make the hell up for my unreliable nervous member before she dumped me for a bloke with 24 hour raging horn.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 18:57,
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UnforunatelyI get this every time I get a new partner =[.
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