My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I was 9....I knew that "Fuck" was a bad word to be avoided, but when Dave Trotter asked me if I knew what Fuck was, I responded as best I could.
It was a bad word.
To my astonishment, it was about sex.
Hang on a moment, thought 9yr old brain.
Fuck = Sex.
Doesn't Sex = Babies?
Ergo Fuck = Sex = Babies, therefore Fuck = Babies.
So why is it a bad word?
I asked my parents whilst in the car. I think Dad nearly swerved the car and Mum definitely balked.
Two nights later, I got the sex talk, as a result, for one night only, I was able to command the entire "Thursday Night Clubs" attention with the gory (at that age) details of Sex Education.
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