My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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As a young girl I couldn't for the life of me figure out how huffing and puffing wind at a penis could be arousing.. I was horrified once I found out you actually had to touch it.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:37, 2 replies)
As a young girl I couldn't for the life of me figure out how huffing and puffing wind at a penis could be arousing.. I was horrified once I found out you actually had to touch it.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:37, 2 replies)
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Hilarious...and so true. What a ridiculous name for the actual act!
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Hilarious...and so true. What a ridiculous name for the actual act!
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 21:05, closed)
How else are you supposed to inflate it?
Or do I have that all wrong?
( , Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:52, closed)
Or do I have that all wrong?
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