My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Oh dear. Now it all comes back to me.
Closer to 40 years ago than I like to think, when I was about two years old, I asked my Mum what my testicles were for.
In a spirit of open information-providing, my dear Mum tells me that when I get older things like small insects will come from them and be used to make babies.
For years (YEARS!) after that I had a nagging fear that I had blackfly in my scrotum.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 21:25, 2 replies)
Closer to 40 years ago than I like to think, when I was about two years old, I asked my Mum what my testicles were for.
In a spirit of open information-providing, my dear Mum tells me that when I get older things like small insects will come from them and be used to make babies.
For years (YEARS!) after that I had a nagging fear that I had blackfly in my scrotum.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 21:25, 2 replies)
In fairness
... to my (now silver haired) Mum, what she told me was pretty accurate. I added the 'blackfly' misconception all by myself.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:02, closed)
... to my (now silver haired) Mum, what she told me was pretty accurate. I added the 'blackfly' misconception all by myself.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:02, closed)
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