My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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don't try this at home, kidsI think it's in the Japanese film Ai No Corrida (In the Realm of Senses) the woman inserts a hard boiled egg into herself and then squats to "lay it".
I've never tried this. Recreating the supposedly sexy raw egg scene from Tampopo was sufficiently weird, embarrasssing and amusing.
However my sister used to work in A&E and said that they get a large number of people coming in having lost food and other objects up themselves.
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kitsune-tsuki tankeløst hode får lettest sove, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 22:03,
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Isn't there a song...called 'Ai No Corrida'?
By Quincy Jones? All I can remember was it was dead catchy
woo!
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 22:17,
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