My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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When I was younger, lesbians confused me.My theory went as follows:
When straight couples have sex, penis goes in fanny
When gay men have sex, penis has to go in bumhole 'cause men don't have a fanny.
BUT lesbians don't have a penis! So what did they use? Well, there's only a few parts of a woman that 'stick out', so the only logical thing I could come up with was that lesbians had sex by one of them shoving their nose up the other one. The only lady I knew who was a lesbian had a big nose, so this made perfect sense. I went on believing this for a good 4 or so years.
The way I found out about strap-ons, dildos etc.? I inquisitively asked about lesbians over a game of trivial pursuit one Christmas. My grandmother told me, very openly, while drunk, about everything I could possibly ever want to know, and then some. And my parents just sat back, nodding occasionally. I'm surprised I haven't repressed that memory. Help me.
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They scissor(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 23:17, closed)
:))))you beat me to it
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Scissor me Alison!.
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Had you never seen fingers either?Surely that would have been more logical than a nose? o.รณ
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vix0r was not Matthew on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 1:20,
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Yeah butI thought that wouldn't have been sex. Somehow using a nose was :D
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