My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Misconception...
I knew that the male g-spot was situated in the arse.
I figured that the females was also.
I found out two things the night I shoved my finger up my first girlfriends arse whilst she was riding me:
One - The female g-spot is not up her arse.
Two - Have the decency to tell a girl, or at least warn her before you insert an unlubricated finger as she is about to orgasm.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 23:22, 1 reply)
I knew that the male g-spot was situated in the arse.
I figured that the females was also.
I found out two things the night I shoved my finger up my first girlfriends arse whilst she was riding me:
One - The female g-spot is not up her arse.
Two - Have the decency to tell a girl, or at least warn her before you insert an unlubricated finger as she is about to orgasm.
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 23:22, 1 reply)
Three
bleeding down your throat all night from your broken punched-in nose is sick-making.
sorry, couldn't resist. Must have been quite a surprise!
( , Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:42, closed)
bleeding down your throat all night from your broken punched-in nose is sick-making.
sorry, couldn't resist. Must have been quite a surprise!
( , Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:42, closed)
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