My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Not my misconception but an ex's...She thought that I'd never be so drunk when doing the nasty after a night out that I wouldn't accidentally slide Immy The Great Jr. into the wrong hole on one thrust...
Length? Well I guess it's more about the girth but enough to make her cry, walk funny and not like me very much for a few days...
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this happened to a mate of mineshe told me the next day that she shot up the bed so fast, she almost knocked herself out on the headboard!
oh, how i laughed.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 2:35,
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That's happened to me&mine a couple of timesBanging away like an armed policeman and whoosh up the wrong'un for one stroke then back to the pink. First time wasn't bad - her eyes went wide and I stopped, she said "nothing, carry on" and then told me what had happened after we'd both finished, and that she'd been relaxed enough for it not to have been a problem. I was terribly disappointed not to have even noticed (I blame the condom), particularly since she'd specifically stated no bumplay when we first jumped into bed together. Not that I'm really into it, but because it's forbidden...
Second time (also accidental) she wasn't relaxed so it was more "like being stabbed in the bum with a rusty chisel", and she curled up in pain for ten minutes. No further bouncing for the rest of the week, to no-one's surprise.
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Fronds are waving gently on, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:44,
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