My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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You've only managed 1/10 on the QOTW-ometer as....you only managed to lie in your story.
To get maximum points you needed poorer written English skills, a spurious claim to an as yet undiagnosed autistic spectrum disorder and to add in elements of tired old urban legends.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:04,
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1 out of 10 - that makes spangulum sad :(Apologies for my reasonable use of English and having no undiagnosed disorders - I will try harder next time, promise!
...and it's not a lie, its all true down to the smallest detail. It's a blessing and a curse.
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if this were funny even the first time it might have been worth carrying onunfortunately that was not the case.
you are a retard.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:26,
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ehWhat you talking about?
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