My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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No wonder I'm single...
Most violent misconception: That it is ok to wipe the shaft off on her curtains post nookie in her room. When she isnt looking. Usually can be done stealthily enough, with her rarely noticing...
Until the first time you try anal.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:33, 1 reply)
Most violent misconception: That it is ok to wipe the shaft off on her curtains post nookie in her room. When she isnt looking. Usually can be done stealthily enough, with her rarely noticing...
Until the first time you try anal.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:33, 1 reply)
Were...
...the curtains cream by any chance?
I thought brown and cream were 'in' colours.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:36, closed)
...the curtains cream by any chance?
I thought brown and cream were 'in' colours.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:36, closed)
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