My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Rape!I remember being very young (pre-teen?) and messing around in that way two kids will, exploring our bodies when alone, playing "doctors and nurses" and the like. When she says to me, "let's have sex". Now this brings up two opposing thoughts to me:
1) Cool! Sexiehtime - I know I have to put my thing in her thing and then I guess we see what happens (it probably couldn't even get hard at this point, but these things don't seem to matter on occasions such as this).
2) Rape! I remembered seeing on the news that having sex with someone under 16 was classified as statutory rape. I envisaged jail and solitude forever - not realising that as a minor that wasn't likely.
So I told her I didn't want to rape her.
Goddammit. I would have been the first of my mates to lose my virginity a good 6 years before everyone else.
I hate the news.
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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:35,
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