My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Another friend storyMy mate Rich had a very close shave.
His girlfriend was a lovely girl, but she was, to say the least, rather naive.
Now she had never touched a man where he wees before, and was trying to get some inside knowledge on how this sex thing all works out, cue discussion on pleasuring a man with her hands.
"So you roll the foreskin back and forth, and the man likes this?"
"Oh yes. This is good fun for the man."
"OK, so it rolls all the way to the base of the penis?"
"My God, no! That would hurt a considerable amount"
It's too early to be funny, but you get the gist of what almost went on.
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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:46,
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