My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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The "wrong" hole
Now, surely it's a misconception that men accidentaly slip it in the wrong hole.
Surely, it's just us bunch of chancers trying to get our jollies and hoping that the lady will go along with it.
Also helped by the fact that cock is now up the bum, and in the immortal words of Magnus Magnusson, "I've started, so I'll finish".
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:18, 2 replies)
Now, surely it's a misconception that men accidentaly slip it in the wrong hole.
Surely, it's just us bunch of chancers trying to get our jollies and hoping that the lady will go along with it.
Also helped by the fact that cock is now up the bum, and in the immortal words of Magnus Magnusson, "I've started, so I'll finish".
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 10:18, 2 replies)
We've all been there
so to speak!
However I was startled when my ladies digit slipped into mine one session - male G spot my arse!
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:06, closed)
so to speak!
However I was startled when my ladies digit slipped into mine one session - male G spot my arse!
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:06, closed)
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