Foaming Jizz
I have dredged this from the bowels of my memory.

When I was about 8 years old, I used to play with our 4 dogs all the time and everything and probably used to think I would grow up to be a dog if I hung out with them all the time. As a result of this I got a very bad case of ringworm. As most of you will hopefully know, ringworm isn’t actually a worm, it’s a fungal infection. I got it just between my belly button and winky. I didn’t really notice and didn’t tell my parents or anything as I had just entered the ‘bathing myself’ phase.

So I had ringworm for about a year before it was treated. When my mum finally found out, she took me to the doctor and I got some cream to treat it twice a day. As it was particularly virulent, a few minutes after application, the area actually fizzed white and was very itchy. It was also very satisfying as well.

So a few days later my dad comes into my room and finds me gasping with pleasure taking my hand out of the front of my pants with it covered in white stuff.

So my dad must have been quite shocked by this due to my age, so he sat down next to me and asked me what I was doing. I replied that mummy made the bad skin thing go away and had made me feel good down there.

His face went white and it looked like all of the strings in his face had been cut with a knife.

He wandered off and I heard shouting. Then he came back and just said:

“You big silly”.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:23, 2 replies)

I got ringworm
on my boob once. God alone knows how.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:20, closed)

So come on...
...did you grow up to be a dog?
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:32, closed)