My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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You have to get it ALL inAs a boy, my friend Adam was told by his mate (who, having an older brother, was regarded as the oracle on all things sexual) that, if you wanted to do it properly with a lady, you had to "get it ALL in". In other words, the two veg as well as the meat.
Whether or not this important lesson was ever put into practice is unrecorded, but if any unfortunate females in the Essex area in the early nineties did find themselves on the receiving end of the whole package, they now know why.
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MacCruiskeen, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:42,
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It would takequite an accommodating lady to allow such an act.
Unless he's woefully lacking in the trouser department, of course.
Made me chuckle though.
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Moey, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:46,
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You have to get it ALL inApparently that's known as 'putting the dog in the bathtub' due to the difficulty of the act in question.
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So I suppose its wrong of me......to have an example of this in a vid clip on my phone then?
Not of me I hasten to add, hell no - makes me wince just to look at it.
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