My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Cheers, MumI vividly remember when I was young (9 or 10 maybe) seeing a news report about a 9 year old girl in Australia who had just had a baby.
I asked my mum how she could get a baby when she was only 9. My mum squirmed slightly and said "Oh, erm, because it's really hot in Australia".
I remember nodding, thoughtfully, convinced by the power of her logic.
Of course not long after that I discovered a stack of porn under my parent's bed and things started to make a little more sense.
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soyour parents had porn depicting 9 year olds having sex? That still doesnt explain how they got pregnant though.
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:54,
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