Ahhh. The Penis 'Bone'
I love my missus very much. I love the fact that sometimes she can also be very gullible.
We had been together for a few months and were at it like rabbits. There is nothing quite like the first few years of a relationship. Nearly every moment is spent shagging the brains out of each other anywhere and everywhere. The remaining time is spent eating just to replenish the lost energy. We were both at college I was 23 she was 20 so we had a lot of spare time.
Anyway, we were lying on the bed one afternoon. She was idly stroking my now semi-flaccid member and I was laid back smoking a joint thinking that all was right in this beautiful world.
That’s when she asked what it felt like when a man had an erection, could I describe the feeling?
I thought about it for half a second and just came out with it.
“The male has a bone, you know? That when retracted is in line with the spinal cord. Kind of where the gap is where the womb would be had we been born female.”
“No way!!”
“Yeah really and when a man gets aroused this bone starts to slide down from its resting place until it locates the base of the penis, then gently changes its direction to north, thus filling the penis and making it ‘hard’.”
*she is looking at me with jaw ‘ajar’*
“That’s why it’s called a boner” I stated with glee.
She only bloody believed me. I told her after a week that it was all lies. She was not best pleased to find this out but we had a good laugh about it.
Apparently I said it so convincingly that she thought it must be true. I still play her up about it to this day. (Been together 7 years in Nov).

Length? Knuckle deep
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:51, 2 replies)

Funny thing is....
..in most mammals except for humans, that is actually true :P

Moreorless.
(Lord of Balrogs, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:23, closed)

Yeah
I kinda knew that so it gave it some kind of credibility.
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:58, closed)