My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I was watching TV only last night.and on one of the adverts, the voiceover guy said “She was a woman who loved to be seduced...”
My little 7 year old MasterTwistyCheeky gazed up at me with a sweet but puzzled expression and enquired:
“Daddy, what does ‘seduced’ mean?”
With a knowing smile, I patted him gently on his head and explained:
“That’s when a bloke has to do things like buy flowers and bollocks for his bird when all he really wants to do is whop out his cock and fuck the arse off her”
What? – When this QOTW is regurgitated a few years from now (as will no doubt happen) – I don’t want him posting some shite about not knowing the facts of life.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:22, 1 reply)
LOLI just spoofed tea onto my keyboard.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:04, closed)
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