My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Strangechap reminds me......and the times you'd get a pre-pubescant erection and it's all coming flooding back.
My younger brother and I had a special name for this, and I still cringe at the time I ran downstairs at the age of eight or nine years old - completely naked except for a youthful boner - shouting:
"Mummy! My winky's playing doo-dah again!"
Try explaining THAT to the old lady next door.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:28,
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"naked except for a boner"Right on. How can I be convicted of public indecency, when their own witnesses confirmed that I had an erection?
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Ok... how about"Naked except for a boner to which the Union Flag had been tied, waving majestically in the wind"
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:51,
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