My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Dual pipeI have a vague memory of me, at ten years old, telling all my mates that in the male anatomy there was one tube for piss and another for jizz. I thought this was the natural order of things, until I mentioned it rather boldly in my biology class once, much to Mr. Smith's amusement.
I did however regain some cred when in another sex ed lesson I correctly identified the clitoris in a massive diagram of a tuna canoe on the OHP. That got me some respect I can tell you.
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Clicks!for "tuna canoe"
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Tuna canoe...Goes in the vault. I will use it sometime in the future...
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:13,
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Likewise*scribbles*
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