My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Haha, excellent stuff!And that egg thing narks me off as well. I knew one lass who wouldn't believe me that eating eggs wasn't eating dead foeti.
Sigh.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:51, 1 reply)
....Me too. Thats why fried eggs are small, shrivelled, sad-looking black things at our breakfast table, "to make sure its dead"
Bless
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