My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Yes
Someone who I can't be arsed to look up found that most of the great inventors did all their fancy stuff before getting married, after which they weren't as bothered any more. Newton was a virgin, hence the extra effort.
So remember: full balls= full success.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:51, Reply)
Someone who I can't be arsed to look up found that most of the great inventors did all their fancy stuff before getting married, after which they weren't as bothered any more. Newton was a virgin, hence the extra effort.
So remember: full balls= full success.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:51, Reply)
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