My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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"I had my first wet dream!"When he was 12 years old, this is what my ex-husband exclaimed my ex-husband one morning. He'd recently had 'The Talk' from his parents and was rather excited to grow up and become a man.
Too bad he had just peed the bed in his sleep.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:19,
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You're ex-husbandis 12? I can see why he's an ex.
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How about I edit that to make it more clear...He was 12 when it happend.
He was 26-31 when I was with him.
Better?
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:59,
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I figured thatwas the case, I was just seeing what it would be like to be
Sorry!
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No biggieI know you are really a big softie even when you have that rather large knife in your hand.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:31,
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Wrong chappieThis one will have a goat in his hand...generally one with which he is pleasuring himself.
Kaol, however, will have a fist of knives.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:39,
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DamnApparently I have been away from here far too long
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 18:35,
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