My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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SpecsaversGiven my extreme enthusiasm for all things onanistic, my Father, an optician, had deigned it necessary to design me the perfect pair of spectacles in order to combat my increasingly failing eyesight.
Unfortunately, I went completely blind before he could even get to the drawing board, and so my specs missed inception.
/ coat + pub
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rofl harris, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:33,
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I thought the blindnesswas going to lead into a "Too Much Masturbation" joke
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