My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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why can't I get - just one fuck? I guess it's got something to do with my horrible personality, but I waited my whole life for just one...I didn't really think about it before it happened, but I would have guessed that my friend in high school wouldn't have sex with the girl I 'liked'.
I would also have speculated that in such a case my 'friends', if they were to come over to tell me, would have done so to offer sympathy rather than to gloat.
Actually I can't claim any moral high ground here. She was never going to 'like' me back anyway, and she was going to have sex with someone. And frankly at that time I would have had sex with the girl they liked, and probably gloated about it. You might have guessed that we weren't the popular kids.
However, just recently I've been wondering about my parents. If I had a kid, and they were as emo as I was then, I think I would notice and say something. And if that was how my kid was relating to their friends, I'd want, and by want I mean force, the kid to a) get some help in learning how to relate to people and b) probably change schools - because of the gloating rather than because of the fucking.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:54, Reply)
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