My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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i'll regret this ... (i'm pissed)1. people are generally crap (ahem) at anal ... poking and prodding inexpertly with finger and/or cock at a bum hole tends to make the bum hole clench with disastrous consequences
2. it takes a kind of 'gentle insinuation' and something suitably lubricated to get finger/cock/sex toy up there
3. some women absolutely love the feeling ... some would axe you to death if you even so much as looked at their arse ... as ever, 'no' means 'no' ...
4. if someone feels loved, trusted and adventurous (not one night stands but something longer term) my unscientific guesstimate is that roughly half fancy the idea and the other half don't
5. if you get in cahoots with someone sexually conservative 'early doors' (late teens, early 20s) you will never have anal sex ... unless you insist that they do you (with something or suitable body part)
6. if you're going to do them - and they're of adventurous mind - then they might to do you (shock, horror, but it's actually democratic)
7. there is no number seven
8. that's it - still pissed
9. we apologise for the inelegant use of the verb 'to do' in the preceding ...
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