When I was wee
My mum got me the book. This was a time when despite my age I had a large vocabulary and was very posh. It faded with age... I wanted to know the ins and out of it all and my mother laughingly told me of what I don't remember.

My version is her taking me to a bookshop and showing me the book I was to be given. Her version is me picking one of the books and loudly declaring, "oh yes, this is exactly what I wanted!" and that I was sorry the drawings were not real photographs, which would have been hard to do as there were cross sections.

So the only one I can really think of was that I was stunned when I found out it had to be guided in. Couldn't it just be poked in the right direction and given a shove??

I was also never told what the clitoris was and after having a dream where an old underwater doctor came and scooped it out, spent a small part of my childhood in silent fear and mild confusion, between wanting to be a stripper as I "got to have baths and meet lots of men". I liked my baths and was nothing if not logical.
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:47, 2 replies)

slightly confused
Why did/do you think strippers have lots of baths?

There was a shower in 1 club I worked at, but it was backstage, had no shower screen or curtain, so you were open to all and was filled with a filing cabinet, making it's use somewhat difficult even if you had wanted to.
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:00, closed)

I had for some reason been up late at night
And saw on the telly two strippers in a bath givng each other a wash with facecloths and all the men were cheering.

It didn't seem odd at all to me and I decided that was the career for me!

Thankfully I have now changed my mind!
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 13:54, closed)