My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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this sounds familiarMy mother was very open about sex, and answered all my questions without flinching (I was kid #3 so I suppose she was broken in by then). But she also described sex as a "special hug".
I understood this, but it all sounded a bit haphazard to me - I was a bit hazy on the details of what made the hug special. So until a few months later when I finally confronted her on the mechanics of it, I was awfully concerned that I might *accidentally* hug someone in a special way and become pregnant myself.
Which would have been a neat trick, not having a womb and all.
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TheFr00n buntz buntz eintz eintz, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:27,
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