My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Me and my expretty much learned it all from each other. Being a guinea-pig was mostly very enjoyable, but there was the odd bit of teething trouble.
Anyone else had a love bite on their bell end? I learned the phrase "not so hard" that day, i think she was under the impression I was some kind of ice lolly.
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 14:40,
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