My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I have that...
I managed to get pregnant though, so it doesn't sound quite as bad as her case.
Pregnancy made it a helluva lot worse though. Bizarrely I found techniques invented for birth relaxation (like visualising a flower opening and all that hippy nonsense) actually help quite a lot, if she is interested in looking some up.
The weird thing is my fiance has the sex drive of a teenager - I am amazed we're still together after nearly 2 years but as you say oral helps!
( , Sat 27 Sep 2008, 20:13, 1 reply)
I managed to get pregnant though, so it doesn't sound quite as bad as her case.
Pregnancy made it a helluva lot worse though. Bizarrely I found techniques invented for birth relaxation (like visualising a flower opening and all that hippy nonsense) actually help quite a lot, if she is interested in looking some up.
The weird thing is my fiance has the sex drive of a teenager - I am amazed we're still together after nearly 2 years but as you say oral helps!
( , Sat 27 Sep 2008, 20:13, 1 reply)
Although I don't
have that I had a friend who did. She too managed to get pregnant whilst still a virgin!
( , Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:00, closed)
have that I had a friend who did. She too managed to get pregnant whilst still a virgin!
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