My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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So how do you explain the female equivalent?Most women, and especially young girls, will go out of their way to bring other girls down, or outdo them in looks etc, which explains the bitchiness and obsession with fashion and makeup. Subconsciously they are trying to look like the best woman in order to attract a man.
However I would imagine (I'm not a bloke) that bitchiness makes most men nervous, and that looking good is a good way to attract a man, but if the way you look good is mostly chicken fillet bras, photoshopped facebook pictures, fake eyelashes and lots of makeup, the bloke is not likely to stick around once he has woken up and the beer goggles have worn off.
I can't end this post right, (sorry, baby due on monday and he is stealing my brainpower), but my ending note was supposed to be something along the lines of I get along with most blokes but there are very few women I truly enjoy the company of, and none of them are like this - they all have personality and metaphorically speaking, balls!
Eh, that still wasn't quite what I wanted to express. I give up.
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