My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I was under the impressionthat starting uni would begin an endless, nonstop queue of attractive, intelligent men who would want to make sexy tiem with me and that marriage would be on the cards as soon after graduation as possible (mainly because this happened to the person who was my main educator in What Happens When You Go To Uni).
Instead, I got Hairy Backed Essex Boy, Twat Ex With Child, Scary Swinger Man, Stalker Girl (though whether she wanted to have sex with me is still unclear), Goth Guy With Cuts, and finally Mr Maladicta, who wasn't even a student and so broke the pattern.
When I was a smaller Maladicta and studying Judaism in crappy Religious Education classes at school, the concept of circumcision came up and I WTF'd over my homework one night. Mummy Maladicta took it upon herself to explain it to me with added visual aids... a banana and a dishcloth.
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Maladicta, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 22:44,
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