My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Riding a bike while needing a pissOnce, at the tender age of ten, I was out riding my bike around the estate and realised I needed a wee. I really needed a wee. Desperately. I was so desperate for a wee that, as I furiously cycled to try and find somewhere to relieve my bladder, I very slightly wet myself. I was horrified to discover when returning from the bush I had found that a girl I knew was now riding about on my bike.
"What if some of my wee on the saddle goes up into her and makes her pregnant?"
For about 2 weeks after that I was terrified that I'd made this girl pregnant with my wee.
I was a very naive boy.
xx
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:48, Reply)
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