My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I hadn't thought much about girth
I never enjoyed using condoms - they seemed to have a Houdini effect on my erection.
Then after years of self esteem problems about not being able to "keep it up" - I stumbled upon a revelation whilst I investigating condoms that were suitable for use with lube.
Durex "advanti" were the style required it appeared.
after a successful lubey trial, which was MUCH more comfortable than your average extra safe/ultra light experience - I read the pack - turns out they're made for "larger" chaps...
I felt like a king that day. *Beams*
No apology for size.
( , Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:33, Reply)
I never enjoyed using condoms - they seemed to have a Houdini effect on my erection.
Then after years of self esteem problems about not being able to "keep it up" - I stumbled upon a revelation whilst I investigating condoms that were suitable for use with lube.
Durex "advanti" were the style required it appeared.
after a successful lubey trial, which was MUCH more comfortable than your average extra safe/ultra light experience - I read the pack - turns out they're made for "larger" chaps...
I felt like a king that day. *Beams*
No apology for size.
( , Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:33, Reply)
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