My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Just remembered this oneBefore proper sex ed I had only heard about sex from friends and the old porn stashed in a bush trick.
I knew sex involved putting my penis inside a girl, but there was one problem. My penis pointed up when erect. Surly this can't be correct. I thought that the only way to put it into a girl was if it was perpendicular to my body. This was logical in my mind. So i had to fix it. Every time I had an erection I would try and pull it down to make it stick straight out. Finally I found out the truth without permanent damage.
Also when I was really young I thought that when you had sex the penis comes out of the girls bum. I even remember in year 4 drawing a picture in my school book of my friends peepee coming out of his girlfriends bumbum. He threatened to tell the teacher. It's amazing how quickly I was able to turn the bum into a pair of eyes for a funny face. Every time I opened it on that page I giggled.
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bobzarkoff, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 22:41,
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good godI had the same perpendicular penis misconception. I also managed to learn the truth before extreme damage was done.
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rofl harris, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:24,
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