My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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a lady on a ladyhmmm... one sunday morning after an eventful play at the neighbours house my brother and i came home to announce that we'd found out what a 'root' was. My father was intrigued. My mother looked concerned. "It's when a lady and a lady lie on top of each other with no clothes on". "We'll show you if you like?" Dad intoned that a route was the way you get from A to B, or how a tree gets it's nutrients. Silly us. A few months later I started school and quickly found that my father had lied to us. At the age of 5 - finding out that your father is a lier is indeed a true loss of innocence.
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hismastersvice cunting flange-jammer, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 3:11,
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