My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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My dad was just plain wrong...My old man considered himself the archetypal ladies' man. Coiffed hair, obnoxious suits, aftershave so loud that it could get you arrested if used in a built-up area during the hours of darkness.
After he divorced mum, he seemed to turn it all up to 11 and every time I visited him he had a new, gorgeous woman 10-20 years his junior hanging off his arm and his every word.
Age 16 or so, I turned to him for advice in matters of love, seeing as I was getting none whatsoever.
He laughed and said to me "You just give up to easy! Persistance works. Effort pays off. And very often, 'no' means 'maybe' or even 'yes'!"
Turns out he was wrong about the last bit.
Yours,
Prisoner Number 36547895
HMP Belmarsh
Western Way
Thamesmead
London
SE28 0EB
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hehe'No' means 'yes', and 'yes' means 'anal'.
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'i can have any woman in this pub, know why?''i'm a rapist'
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 17:53,
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isn't Belmarsh a women's prison?(
Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:21,
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