My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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My dinky doo is a funny colour, mummy.Aged 5, I'd obviously been asking some troublesome questions, as my Mum had 'left' a copy of a 'birds and bees' children's book on my bed.
I suppose she hoped it would answer some of my queries, such as 'why do Mummies have boobies?'
Anyway, I flicked through, and learned a great deal. However my Mum had borrowed said book from a friend, whose own children had taken to colouring in the pictures. It was certainly a technicolour take on the reproductive system, with Crayola green ovaries and sunshine yellow sperm.
I was most disturbed however, when I found the diagram of the penis to be blue. Cue tears and sobbing, and little Whitehorse wondering why his penis wasn't blue.
Length: It's got a little longer since.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:01, Reply)
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