My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Funny you should mention hamWhen I was a teenager a male friend went down on a female member of my group of friends. Later on he told everyone that the girl's erm, bits, tasted like ham and cheese. I assume she had hygiene issues.
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