My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Like shitting a bowling ballis about as close as I can get.
I also use the size of a baby's head to enlighten any bloke dumb enough to claim that 'she didn't enjoy it cos I'm too big'. No mate, she didn't enjoy it cos you're shit in bed.
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