My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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But that would meanthat I would have to deal with a manky dick until it got through to her.
I don't think that would be worth it.
Maybe shag her and then halfway through ask for the blowjob so she gets to experience it firsthand?
(Great, now I've got the jibblies...)
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 20:02,
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Ok, confession time:Don't you always take a shower, brush your teeth, etc before you have sex? I'm always terrified I'll offend.
Of course my husband couldn't care less if I'd been eating garlic potato salad and rolling around ass first on the dunes. He's always up for it.
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