My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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The first Mr Quar believed that women's breasts grow in direct proportion to the amount of fondling they receive.The number of different men doing the groping mattered, it seems, as the breasts needed fresh hands as often as possible for maximum growth.
He mentioned this 'fact' casually when we'd been married for a couple of years and immediately regretted it in the face of the immediate and sustained onslaught of pisstaking.
I must stress here that he STILL believed it at the time he told me. The fact that he was then a high school science teacher, with responsibilty for sex education, only made it funnier.
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