My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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That my widowed mother had no sex drive.
Then, one morning, I saw the candle on her bedside table.
(shudders and pulls the blanket over his head)
( , Mon 29 Sep 2008, 20:07, 1 reply)
Then, one morning, I saw the candle on her bedside table.
(shudders and pulls the blanket over his head)
( , Mon 29 Sep 2008, 20:07, 1 reply)
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